Glenn Beck, novelist

So I'm looking through my Mystery Book Club offerings, and one of them is a novel, "hot off the press," by "TV firebrand Glenn Beck" called The Overton Window: A Thriller. If you know what the Overton Window actually is — something Glenn Beck has seriously abused — it attracts the mind, doesn't it?

Apparently, a "smart, handsome public relations exec [blah blah blah] meets a young woman consumed by the knowledge that the America we know is [blah blah blah]." Will he get [blah blah blah] in 14 rooms of the 12-room mansion? It's a fantasy — three guesses.

Hope you don't click the link. Oops, I didn't include one. Looks like you're on your own.

Thrillers are not easy to write — I know from experience. There's an actual skill involved. Think la Beck has mastered it? Me neither.

Good d*mn luck, M. la Beck. Hope the Overton Window opens wide for you.

Yours in good writing,

Gaius