I just sat on the cat

I think I'm going to be killed in my sleep. I just sat down for dinner and sat on the cat. Jesus. What is it with these animals? It was sleeping on a dining room chair. I grew up with dogs. You don't have to check your chair before you sit down for dinner, with dogs at least. The look in that thing's eyes. I am a dead man.

I just had to share.

UPDATE: Even in sleep, Sushi's claw taunts me...