Two words: Man Whore

Silly silly right-wing bloggers. Will you never learn that the problem with JeffJames GannonGuckert wasn't that he was a conservative. It was that he had no background whatsoever in journalism, yet claimed to be a reporter. Worked for a pseudo news service, yet claimed to be a newsman. Worked as a $200 an hour prostitute, yet was granted access to the White House 200 times over a two year period on a DAY pass and access to the president. And on and on and on.

Of course, we understand how it's easier for you guys to claim that your man-whore was vilified for simply leaning right than to admit the truth - that your man-whore wasn't a real journalist and was, well, a man-whore. But couldn't you do a better job of defending yourselves than always elevating GG as your pinnacle of victimhood? I mean, come on guys. Even you hacks can find a better hero than a plagiarizing gay Republican prostitute. (I'm sure there's got to be some octogenarian Nazi war criminal still alive in Bolivia.)