This is what the religious right is upset about

A bunch of fake statues. Note the original photo, then note the photo I enlarged.





You can clearly see the line across the guys' stomach at the belly button, delineating where the costume begins. Note how each guy has the exact same line, the exact same cut to his lower muscles, the exact same knee, the exact same genitalia, etc. It's a damn good job, but they're wearing plastic casts or some such thing, exactly replicating the famous ancient Greek statues of the Kouros.

I took the liberty of cutting out the Kouros' crotch and putting it next to the actor's crotch. Gee, notice any similarities here?



Yes, it's a freaking exact replica of a Greek statue that these guys were in essence carrying around with them. But now, apparently, even one of the most famous statues of ancient Greece is no longer acceptable to the sensitive standards of red-state America.

I really hope they do teach their kids all this flat-earth stuff - let's see them ever get a real job.