Fake nudity, bad. Big real bulge, okay.

You have to love that the religious right has now launched an FCC indecency investigation of the Athens Olympics Opening Ceremony for showing dancers who were pretending to be nude - yes, I've researched it, it was faux nudity.

Yet those same people have no problem with all the young nubile athletes showing their real packages and more to the waiting eyes of the world. To wit:



Not that there's anything wrong with that photo. But, come on. We get to ogle over these guys (and gals) all day long in their tight little outfits (or wearing next to nothing in the swim competitions), yet the FCC is worried about an actor pretending to be naked.

Michael Powell seriously needs to get laid. And then fired.