NFL says sexy ad was "Unsuitable for our Monday Night Football audience"

As a gay man I join the tens of gay men and straight women across America who religiously watch Monday Night Football and were simply mortified to see scantily clad women injected into what is usually such a peaceful, Christian three hour pageant of uber-crotched-men slapping each on their hot tight asses, then beating the crap out of each other while blonde bimbos bounce up and down dutifully on the sidelines, their sublime T&A cleavage daring us with suggestions of slippage out of their tight little hooker cowboy outifts. (Ok, so I'm no hetero porn writer.)

Yes, quite a break indeed from the usual wholesome fair NFL viewers are accustomed to.

You can see the ad here. Praise be Jesus.