I am OUTRAGED. I turn on my television in the middle of the day and look at what I have to see:
A married man fornicating with an unmarried woman. This is outrageous. This man is the President of the United States, just look at that look on her face! Look at him! What is he doing? Is he licking her ear?
Call the FCC, tell them that you don't want that kind of immoral behavior on your television in the middle of the day. Think of the children!!!
But this is not the first time that she has been fornicating with our married Christian President. She even seems to think that this might be her husband:
At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife, Times reporter Felicity Barringer, and attended by Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Maureen Dowd, Steven Weisman, and Elisabeth Bumiller, Rice was reportedly overheard saying, "As I was telling my husb—" and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, "As I was telling President Bush." (New York Magazine)This is a clear violation of the Tenth Commandment:
"You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant, or his maidservant, or his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's."Calling a married man your husband when he's not married to you? Covetous! Evil covetousness!
Again, what's with the look on her face -- she's a nasty fornicator!
Paul clearly states in First Corinthians 7, versus 1-2:
Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.This single woman should not be behaving in this un-Christian way with a married man on national television.
(Thanks to corrente and Atrios for the photo inspiration.)
