Yearning for the good ol' days of selfish hedonism

All this hubbub about the Cheneys being upset at the mention of their daughter had me thinking -- where was this outrage when a certain Illinois senate candidate called Mary Cheney a "selfish hedonist" on the radio? Let me get this, umm, straight -- Kerry saying Mary Cheney deserves the same rights straight people have is somehow wrong, but Alan Keyes gets a free pass for calling her a selfish hedonist and a sinner at the FREAKIN Republican National Convention? Did I miss the public statement from the Cheneys?

Speaking of people down 51 points in the polls, Mr. Keyes had yet another embarrasment today when his 2000 presidential campaign admitted to violating the law and now has to return over $168,000 to the feds.