If only every Twitter account was like this. Reading the sour grapes response from BP makes it even better. The LA Times has blog post about it including some of the most popular tweets.
Catastrophe is a strong word, let's all agree to call it a whoopsie daisy.I might add a few more.
The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. #bpcares
We just saw a shark fight an octopus inside the geyser. Almost made this whole thing worth it.
A lot of people are asking if we could have prevented this mess. Honestly, we have no clue. Our hindsight is 20/80.
They want to fine us $4,300 for every barrel of oil spilled? Umm, we're not spilling barrels, the oil is going directly into the gulf. DUH
Lots of people blaming this on Bush or Obama. Pph, we wish. The truth is Presidents don't have any control over what we do.
Just saw new satellite images of the spill. Actually, it kinda looks like the Earth has a beauty mark! Ooolala!
Please help us with rebranding. We're not calling it an "oil spill" anymore, now it's a "Southern Fun Party".
