This ought to really make Pat's day. One hundred percent of the sale prices will go to the Haiti relief charity.
Finally! What you've all been asking for! A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERSTON VOODOO DOLL.Make sure you read the Q&A at the bottom of the ebay posting, it's fabulous.
After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!
Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own physical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.
Accessories included with the doll are Pat's very own "HOLY" BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans! WOW!
