I don't know. Call me when they have a cat litter box scoop with their faces. That might be more appropriate and more functional than a stress ball. Maybe even a pooper-scooper for dogs.
Who do you hold responsible for the economic mess we're in — Paulson? Bernanke? Greenspan?
Well, now you can hold them accountable — literally — with the Squeeze the Banker line of stress dolls from boutique agency CreativeFeed.
"We thought that a stress ball in the shape of the principal icons of our financial system was a funny (and maybe healthy) way of facing the strain we are all under," said Arthur Ceria, CreativeFeed's founder. "These stress dolls are a symbolic effort at turning the tables on what for most of us is a source of considerable strain," he said.
