Media questions Obama about why, as a known alcoholic, he appears to still be drinking

Oh no, I'm sorry. That would be George Bush, the known alcoholic who has long been rumored to still be drinking, and was just caught in just the last two weeks having an alcoholic beverage at the summit. But no one in the media asked our alcoholic president during war time if and why he was drinking again. But the smoking Democrat, they ask away.

Now, I'm not going to defend Obama's smoking. I loathe smoking, it's a public menace unless it's done in a sealed home. But it would be nice if the media bothered pressing our current president as to why he still appears to be drinking. They asked, and the White House refused to answer if our alcoholic president drank alcohol during his recent trip. How do you "rebuff" a question as to whether the president is still a drunk?