It's absurd to suggest that Hillary must win in order to, uh, win

I mean, what moron thought up those rules? It's precisely because Hillary can't win more states, delegates, or popular votes than Obama that MAKES her electable. Don't you see? If she were unelectable, she'd actually win enough states and caucuses to be in the lead. But because she's in second place, that actually proves that she's in first.

Oh, and she ducked sniper fire in Bosnia too.