My slightly twisted but always amusing friend Dan Savage shares his plans for Halloween gone awry:
I sharpened up six big wooden stakes to plant along the walk up to the house. I wanted to go buy a six cheap kids’ Halloween costumes, stuff ‘em, and impale ‘em on the stakes. I wanted it to like we’d been murdering every, oh, 50th trick-or-treater that came to our house....You really need to click through and read the entire post.
