The gift that keeps on giving

And for the record, this is not the man-whore-who-must-not-be-named. At least that's what he told Page Six the other day - no one has ever proven that this is him. Nor that the other 8 (or was it 9?) online hustler profiles we found are him. Uh huh.

Do not click this link at work. This link is rated R, seriously.

And do read the entire Page Six link, there are actually two NY Daily News stories about our boy. He's irrelevant at this point, I'm just posting this for a bit of fun, but also this serves as excellent insight into how tragic the closet really has been to gays who call themselves Republican. Not just in terms of how messed up he is, but also how messed up gay Republicans must be to consider this guy their representative. I mean, seriously, you guys can't do better than a self-loathing hooker?