Bush to dine with porn star (so not kidding), and she'll be meeting with Karl Rove too!

Guess who's coming to dinner?

“I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove,” Carey added. “Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!”

America's Taliban is calling the White House right about now...