Master, you've created a monster...
From the American Family Association's propaganda organ AgapePress:
NEWS BRIEFSOh please, the very-single 37 year old Ken Mehlman who is afraid to say publicly if he's straight is about to become the head of the Republican party. What the hell do you people think is going on? This administration is being controled by people who don't agree with your cultural agenda. Yes, they suck up to you when you kick and scream, but when push comes to shove they think you're crazy freaks. Do you honestly think a "family values" administration would appoint a guy as party head who for some reason won't acknowledge his heterosexuality? Now that's family values.
...It remains unclear what the White House plans to do about the controversy surrounding a vile rock music performer who is scheduled to be part of the inaugural celebrations later this month in Washington, DC. Pro-family leaders reacted with disgust on Thursday to word that Kid Rock will perform at a Republican youth concert hosted by President Bush's two daughters. Kid Rock, known for his X-rated lyrics and associations with drugs, alcohol and pornography, boasted in one 2001 song, "I met the president when I was half-stoned," and in another of his provocatively profane lyrics, sang of "pimpin' Barbara Bush." Nevertheless, the Detroit-based bad boy rocker claims to be a die-hard Republican and a fan of the president's. But American Family Association founder Don Wildmon calls the recording artist's invitation a "slap in the face" to the Christian conservatives who helped elect George W. Bush to a second term in the Oval Office. The pro-family leader wonders of those planning the inaugural events, "What in the world are these people thinking?" So far, all the White House is saying is that Kid Rock has not yet been confirmed as a performer at the concert; however, a spokeswoman for the Presidential Inaugural Committee was quoted in the New York Daily News as emphasizing that there is "no greater defender of family values" than the president.