TSA confronts man over his suspiciously large "member"

As Josh Barro wrote on Twitter, "sounds like the start of a terrible/amazing porn."  From CBS SF:

"New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.

“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that was my..."