Via Buzzfeed, an invitation:
Save on the couples rate.
Of course, by "You are cordially invited" he means "You are not cordially invited." Another example of the 180 Tell. You are not even uncordially invited.
You can't even get into the neighborhood. This is the neighborhood.
Yes, you counted the number of tennis courts correctly.
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