My God this is well done. It's only 2 minutes long and freaking brilliant. Here's a snippet of the dialogue:
News Anchor: Some experts have suggested making robots that are more visually reassuring... they're now developing a 40 foot robot that actually looks more like an American soldier, and sprays lasers from his eyes.
Expert 1: At least that's a step forward.
Expert 2: As long as it fires missiles and bombs with very little accuracy and zero Americans are at threat, I'm all for it.
Expert 1: They should give it funny floppy arms.
Expert 3: It should spray candy out of its chest before it starts shooting everything.
Anchor: You know Jason, that's actually a really nice gesture for the children who don't get mowed down by the bullets.
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