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Onion: "Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide?"



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My God this is well done. It's only 2 minutes long and freaking brilliant.  Here's a snippet of the dialogue:

News Anchor: Some experts have suggested making robots that are more visually reassuring... they're now developing a 40 foot robot that actually looks more like an American soldier, and sprays lasers from his eyes.

Expert 1: At least that's a step forward.

Expert 2: As long as it fires missiles and bombs with very little accuracy and zero Americans are at threat, I'm all for it.

Expert 1: They should give it funny floppy arms.

Expert 3: It should spray candy out of its chest before it starts shooting everything.

Anchor: You know Jason, that's actually a really nice gesture for the children who don't get mowed down by the bullets. 

Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide?


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