A shorter version of the GOP platform:
On Women: All of your uterus are belong to us.Did I miss anything?
On Social Security: All of your pensions are belong to us and will be handed to Mitt Romney in Tax cuts.
On Medicare: Phase out, first we will take it from the under 50s and once its gone for them it will be easy to cut it for seniors.
On Health Care: We have a health care plan - you die.
On Foreign Policy: Bomb, Bomb Iran
On the Economy: Its tax cuts all the way down but only for the 1%
On the Environment: Drill baby, drill.
On Social Issues: Hate baby, hate.