This is a major crisis. A burger is supposed to have ketchup. Period. I need to sit and calm myself down after reading this horror story. At least I can feel better about Biden's burger since it included jalapeños. Bacon on either might have helped me sleep better knowing that at least one of the burgers had one of the critical pillars of an acceptable burger. CNN has the critical burger story:
Biden took the lead ordering a swiss cheese burger with jalapeños and a root beer.
Obama opted for a basic cheddar cheese burger, with mustard, hold the ketchup, and a bottle of water. Disappointed at first when told that the restaurant didn't carry French fries, Obama decided to go with an order of the restaurant's special cheese and tater puffs.
