Invade Malta!

I always thought it was likely that arms dealers were probably having a field day in Iraq -- and that such a likelihood would have more impact than anything neighboring governments could do. I haven't seen much reporting on this, but apparently the Italian government recently broke up a smuggling ring connected to Iraqi insurgents. Italian police "said 500,000 AK 47 rifles and ten million pieces of ammunition were traced, but no weapons were confiscated." If they were traced but not confiscated, I imagine they were already delivered. So who do we get to invade over this shocking and horrifying meddling in our (er, Iraq's) internal affairs?

Malta!

And, apparently secondarily, Libya, Russia, and China, all of which, along with Malta, apparently have citizens involved in this weapons arms ring. I'm sure taking on that group won't be a problem. But let's start with Malta: those damn Maltese are on top of our . . . limestone!