What day is today? It's "John McCain is pro- 'family values'" day. Not to confused with tomorrow, which is "John McCain is really a moderate" day. Someone needs to buy John McCain one of those desktop "quote a day" calendars (position-a-day?) so he can keep his doubletalk straight.
From Vanity Fair, John McCain waffles on evolution and his "faking" support for the religious right:
Nor, presumably, was it straight talk last summer at an Aspen Institute discussion when McCain struggled to articulate his position on the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. At first, according to two people who were present, McCain said he believed that intelligent design, which proponents portray as a more intellectually respectable version of biblical creationism, should be taught in science classes. But then, in the face of intense skepticism from his listeners, he kept modifying his views -- going into reverse evolution.Oh, but it gets better. Here is McCain pandering on immigration.
"Yes, he's a social conservative, but his heart isn't in this stuff," one former aide told me, referring to McCain's instinctual unwillingness to impose on others his personal views about issues such as religion, sexuality, and abortion. "But he has to pretend [that it is], and he's not a good enough actor to pull it off. He just can't fake it well enough."
A day earlier, in Milwaukee, in front of an audience of more sympathetic businessmen, McCain had been asked how debate over the immigration bill was playing politically. "In the short term, it probably galvanizes our base," he said. "In the long term, if you alienate the Hispanics, you'll pay a heavy price." Then he added, unable to help himself, "By the way, I think the fence is least effective. But I'll build the goddamned fence if they want it."Yep, that's John McCain. He's for whatever you're for.