- The Constitution only applies when the going gets easy.
- War is the answer, even when you forget the question.
- The truth is for sissies.
- America has never faced an enemy as dangerous and as intent on killing us as
King George, the Civil War, World War I, the Germans, the Japanese, a nuclear Soviet UnionAl Qaeda.
- The real September 11 story was badly in need of editing.
- Just because they say it makes it so.
- We have always been at war with Oceania.
- A fool is born every election day.
- Due process is for the innocent.
- Patriotism means never having to say you're sorry.
- It's all Sandy Berger's fault.
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