CNN wants you to be afwaid, be vewy vewy afwaid

It's a little early for a Labor Day telethon. A terr-athon? But instead of raising money, they raise fear. And Republican poll numbers.

George Bush and the Republican party would have no issue to run on if Osama and the terrorists didn't exist. They've lowered taxes until we've gone bankrupt. They can't start any more wars, though they really want to. And they've pretty much bashed everyone from women to immigrants to gays to Muslims, so it's hard to find any more internal enemies. All they have left is the fear of terror to keep the public on their side.

Ironically, the best way for the terrorists to "win" and destroy George Bush? Just go away.