Heat wave in America, heat wave in Europe, but don't tell Bush and the Republicans that this is global warming

The midwest.

And Europe.

But seriously, trust the Republicans - they say it's nothing. Just like they say that condoms don't work, that the earth is really 6,000 years old, and that dinosaurs lived alongside modern men. Oh yeah, they also told us that we'd be greeted like liberators in Iraq and that the war would be over in a matter of weeks, was it?

Note from Joe: Washington is under an "excessive heat watch." I've never heard of such a thing before. Neither has John.