Speaking of marriage protection... Monday is going to be lots of fun ;-)

A little birdie tells that a top deputy in the White House is a big fag. I'm just curious if he's going to be attending the big gay-bashing ceremony that Bush is having at the White House on Monday with all the far-right hate groups.

I mean, if we're going to protect marriage from the evil homosexuals, that protection really ought to begin at home, or house.

Next week, I think we really need to start asking how marriage protection is going in the House and Senate as well. After all, we wouldn't want any Senator or Congressmen who have committed adultery, are committing adultery, or ever will commit adultery voting in favor of "protecting marriage" when they refuse to protect it at home. That would be a travesty that no good American could accept.

It would also be a sin, and against procreation, if any member of Congress or White House staffer engaged in sodomy of any kind (that includes heterosexual oral sex). Not only are such sex acts sinful, but they don't promote procreation, the disgust for such sexual acts is part of the basis for the "marriage protection" movement. So, I really think we need to start asking our Senators and Congressmen, and the White House staff and Cabinet, if they've ever had oral or anal sex, whether they're currently having oral or anal sex, and whether they inted to ever have oral or anal sex (whether inside or outside of marriage).

And if you think I'm joking, just wait until Monday. Congress is going to be some very interesting phone calls, and we're going to keep a list of their answers.

George Bush and the Republicans in Congress want to have an open debate about the morality of our sex lives, come Monday we start having an open debate about theirs.

Speaking of which, I really hope Mary Cheney and her lover Heather Poe are celibate.