Hastert shows America how to make millions the old fashioned way

No, I'm not talking about Cheney's eBay story, but real money. America is truly the land of opportunity, especially when you buy large pieces of land and then play a key role in the federal taxpayer funding for the project that just happens to run nearby. OK, sure, land developers were involved and they are throwing out a few bones to help with cashing in on the next round of development but hey, who out there couldn't get such a deal? It's not like being Speaker of the House had anything to do with any of this. Just damned good luck and good ol' American hard work. What another proud moment for the GOP and Denny Hastert. Check out the timeline for this amazing stroke of luck and thank your lucky stars that America is such a great land of equal opportunity for all.