Two Canadian Mounties to wed in official ceremony

Brokeback Mounties?

They always get their man?

Dudley "I Do" Right?

Big boned gals from southern Alberta? (For the PC police, that's a KD Lang joke AND a gay joke. KD Lang snippet here.)

None of those are mine. They're all funny. Yours?

PS Here's the article. Is Canada a great country, or what? Let's hope they don't send their troops to the border to stop us from getting the hell out of here. (Sadly, that's not a joke.)