From an amazing diary on DailyKos by Dave V. I had to copy the entire list to give you the full effect - read these (the names towards the end are the readers who contributed the "lie.")
- Stephen Colbert was not funny.
- Helen Thomas is old and batty.
- Mexicans are taking our jobs.
- Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
- Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
- Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
- Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
- Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
- Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
- No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
- We do not torture.
- There is no global warming.
- There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
- Howard Dean can't raise money.
- John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
- George W. Bush is a decider.
- John McCain is a straight-shooter.
- Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
- Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
- Democrats do.
- The economy is great.
- Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
- Diebold voting machines are secure.
- Fox News is fair and balanced.
- Mission accomplished.
- Bill Clinton did it too.
- No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
- The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
- Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
- No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
- George Allen isn't a racist... anymore.
- Terry Schiavo wants to live.
- Andrea Clark wants to die.
- We've turned a corner in Iraq.
- There's a war on Christmas.
- There's a war on Easter.
- There's no civil war in Iraq.
- The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.
- Up is down.
- Black is white.
- Bush won Florida in 2000. – calebfaux
- Bush won Ohio in 2004. – calebfaux
- We support open, free, and fair elections ... for the Ukraine. – Eddie Haskell
- I earned political capital... and I intend to spend it. –Eddie Haskell
- Losing by 2 million votes in 2000 is a mandate. – weelzup
- Winning by 3 million votes in 2004 is a mandate. -- weelzup
- Bush won a mandate for his conservative agenda. –calebfaux
- The grownups will now be in charge. – SteveLCo
- The rule of law is important.--Andy30tx
- This administration will hold itself accountable.-- SteveLCo
- No one could have anticipated Katrina would hit New Orleans. – Hells Bells
- Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job. –snoopydog
- No one could have foreseen the failure of FEMA.—Arken
- Kathleen Blanco never asked for federal help.-- Willow72
- Ray Nagin should have used the buses. -- Willow72
- Ellen DeGeneres caused Hurricane Katrina. –cajay
- Gay couples seek to destroy Marriage. – Torta
- God plays favorites (just like Dad). –Yellow Canary
- Ignorance is strength. -- pdq
- Man existed alongside the dinoraurs. -- SteveLCo
- Moral values voters. –obgynlover
- The earth is 6,000 years old. – fool me once umm
- We're not interested in banning contraceptives. – RainyDay
- America is a Christian nation. –Sister Havana
- GWB is a Godly man. – x
- Bush flew F-102s in the Texas Air National Guard. – gatorcog
- Bush is a compassionate conservative. –I like Ike
- Bush is a great guy to have a beer with. – hrh
- Bush is no longer an alcoholic. –lawstudent922
- Dubya owns an honest-to-God real ranch. – Plutonium Page
- It's a working vacation. I'm working.—Plutonium Page
- George W. Bush is a genius. – cmrizcha
- Dubya is a great cyclist. – Plutonium Page
- Guns don't kill people... pretzels do. –Dittoz
- George Bush is a war hero. – American Zapatista
- ...and John Kerry isn't. – American Zapatista
- John Kerry "outed" Mary Cheney-- IndyScott
- John Kerry shot himself in the leg to earn his medals-- IndyScott
- Al Gore thinks he invented the internet. -- Willow72
- Ronald Reagan was the best president in history. –Sister Havana
- Harry Whittington got himself peppered. -- Willow72
- Bill Clinton caused 9/11 – cmrizcha
- Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down. – IndyScott
- Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11. – lawstudent922
- 9/11 changed everything. – Dittoz
- No one could have anticipated airplanes flying into buildings. – Dems2004
- No one could have foreseen the effects of nuking Iran (next year's press conference).—Arken
- War is peace. -- pdq
- We have removed the Taliban from Afghanistan. – mjd in Florida
- The Iraqis will welcome us with open arms and flowers... – calebfaux
- It could take six days, six weeks, I doubt six months. –librarianman
- Pat Tillman was killed by enemy fire-- IndyScott
- Yellow magnetic car ribbons really help the troops. – Dems2004
- The insurgency is in its last throes. -- nicejoest
- But even if Iraq IS in a Civil War, its a good thing. – cmrizcha
- The only way to get Zarqawi is to invade Iraq. – mecki
- We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here. – IndyScott
- When they stand up, we'll stand down.--Andy30tx
- Iraqi oil will pay for the war and the reconstruction. –librarianman
- Gas prices are high because of librul environmental regulations. --adigal/surferal
- Drilling the ANWR will lower the price of oil. –I like Ike
- Gas prices are high because of taxes.-- Willow72
- The 'magic of the marketplace' will solve all problems. – SteveLCo
- Unemployment numbers have never been so low. -- adigal
- Republicans restored the economy after the shambles left by Clinton. – Ky DEM
- Clinton/Gore recession. – adigal
- The economy is booming! – adigal
- As President, Governor Bush will...pay the debt down to a historically low level. –Nonie3234
- [B]y far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to the bottom end of the spectrum. –Nonie3234
- Tax breaks for Hummers is good for the economy. –x
- Tax cuts are super for the middle class. -- Ky DEM
- Tax cuts increase revenue. -- SteveLCo
- The estate tax hurts family farms.—SteveLCo
- Private Accounts will save Social Security. –I like Ike
- Bush will make health insurance affordable for hard-working, low-income families. –Nonie3234
- Healthy Forests Initiative will help forests. -- House
- No Child Left Behind will help all children. -- House
- Healthy Skies Initiative will reduce air pollution. – House
- Nobody wants reform more than Republicans. –MichaelPh
- Republicans are compassionate conservatives. –Missliberties
- Republicans are pro-life. -- dcookie
- Freedom is slavery. -- pdq
- The government is tapping your phone to protect you. – ukben
- Dissent is unpatriotic. –x
- Valerie Plame is covert and a traitor. --dday
- Karl Rove couldn't have done it because he knew he'd get caught. --dday
- Patrick Fitzgerald is going to indict Joe Wilson. --dday
- Bush and his twin were funny. --Andy30tx
- Jeff Gannon is a serious journalist-- IndyScott
- Rush is Right. – Eddie Haskell
- The media is liberal. –freedom fried
- No one could have anticipated that Colbert would tell the world the Emperor has no clothes. – Hells Bells
- Everything is hunky-dory. – subtropolis
- You're either with us, or against us. –Edanger6
- A vote for John Kerry, is a vote for Al Qaeda. –Edanger6
- George Bush doesn't read the polls. –Edanger6
- ...But he does read all those books. –Edanger6
- Everyone had the same intelligence. –Edanger6
- Iraq is the central front on the war on terrorism. –Edanger6
- All options are on the table. –Edanger6
- Republicans are the party of ideas. –Edanger6
- Those trucks we found in Iraq were mobile biological weapons labs. --IndyScott
- We know where they (the WMD) are. --IndyScott
- These are not assertions. These are facts backed up by solid intelligence. --IndyScott
- Terri Schiavo is responsive. (Bill Frist on the Senate floor). --IndyScott
- I never said she was responsive (Bill Frist, about a week later). --IndyScott
- Anyone who leaks information will no longer be part of this administration. –IndyScott
- Sex Education causes STDs and increases pregnancy rates. –Condoleaser
- HPV vaccine will cause teen sex cults. –Nonie3234/DaveV
- Harriet would be a great justice. I know her heart. –suspiciousmind/AmericanRiverCanyon
- Terrorists didn't know we could use wiretaps until they read about it in the paper. –ragnark
- ...we are in a war that is a different kind of war than we've been in before. –station wagon
- I will restore honor and integrity to the White House. –Nonie3234
- Nothing is more important in a time of war than cutting taxes. –Sister Havana
- Democrats hate America. –Sister Havana
- Vince Foster was murdered. –Sister Havana
- "Bin Laden Determined to Strike within the U.S."--is a historical document. –The Gryffin
- Thousands of tactical errors were surely made in the war against Iraq. –pb
- And when I said "thousands" of tactical errors, I was speaking figuratively. –pb
- America has 'uncontrolled' and 'unprecedented' immigration. –Nonie3234
- The national anthem should only be sung in English. –leftilicious
- Jesus would have voted for Bush. –jlove1982
- I'm a uniter, not a divider. –TVOR
- The 'CEO' President. –TVOR
- Whenever we say 'wiretaps' that means we're going to get a court order. –DaveV
- If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator. –kestrel9000
- Chris Matthews will not let anything get by him. –mjd in florida
- George Bush was successful businessman. –Edanger6
- Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. – pdq
- God hates Fags
- Karl told me he didn't do it.
- If gays are allowed to marry then heterosexual men will leave their wives.
- Ken Mehlman isn't gay.
- Wanted: Dead or Alive.
- The recession started BEFORE Bush came to office.
- Republicans are for small government.
- Republicans are pro-defense.
- Bush will try diplomacy before invading Iran.
- There will be no draft.
- George Bush won the election.
- George Bush doesn't hate black people.
- The PDB was a historical document.
- The religious right speaks for Christians.
- What Americans REALLY care about is flag burning and gay marriage.
- George Bush speaks Spanish.
- George Washington authorized wiretapes too.
- "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."
