Bush to speak at noon on newest domestic spying scandal

That didn't take long...someone's worried. What's the spin from the White House? The story is either wrong... or the spying was limited. Sure. We can trust Bush on this one.

UPDATE FROM JOHN: Okay, what do we think Bush is going to say at noon? Here are my guesses:

1. This leak has seriously damaged US national security and Osama is now laughing at us.

2. Bush is launching a criminal investigation of USA Today and his own employees for breaking the news (Karl Rove is exempt).

3. The USA Today story is wrong (yes, it's wrong AND it seriously damages US national security).

4. The program is limited (yeah, to only 300 million Americans).

5. No one's phone calls will be listened to, well almost no one.

6. September 11, September 11, September 11.

7. It's Bill Clinton's fault.

8. Bill Clinton did the same thing.