Bush considering sending the National Guard to patrol the Mexican border - why?

Because the National Guard hasn't been overstretched enough, what with fighting the war in Iraq and dealing with Hurricane Katrina's aftermath? As always, this makes no sense. We don't have extra troops to spare for some publicity stunt. Gee, we're gonna send troops to stop those Mexican evildoers from - uh, uh, uh - taking jobs that we'd never do?

George Bush is in way over his head and has no idea how to run a country. All he knows is how to hold publicity stunts. And actually, all he knows is how to send soldiers places. That's his solution to everything.

Just invade it.

And by the way, what troops exactly are we planning to use to attack Iran since Bush is now considering stretching our overstretched military even further along the Mexican border? And should some other unexpected crisis come up - oh, say, China invades Taiwan, or North Korea goes crazy - what troops are we going to use then?

Then again, I'm being silly. Forget about the consequences. If it feels good, just do it. That is, after all, what George Bush is best at. Impulsive bad decisions that turn into absolute out of control disasters.

Hey, here's an idea. Maybe Bush can just eavesdrop on all the phone calls in Mexico. I'm not sure why, but that never stopped us before.