How did your trip to China go Mr President?

I'm sure you just can't wait to tell us all about your countless success stories about human rights and democratic improvements not to mention big concessions by China on the yuan and free trade. All of us are very, very excited to hear all of the news so be sure and tell us everything and give us the complete details on his you pistol whipped China into agreeing to everything you raised with them. Go ahead, tell us more. We're on the edge of our seats so don't leave us waiting.