I know NYC is safe from the terrorists

I know that NYC is safe because Dick Cheney and George Bush told us during the election last year that THE ONLY WAY another terrorist attack would happen was if John Kerry got elected president. And he didn't.

Dick Cheney and George Bush promised us there would be no more terrorist attacks on American soil if they were re-elected. Remember that.

And in any case, may I be the first to let out a loud: Bullshit. I don't trust a thing Bush says about terror. Maybe there's a threat, maybe there isn't. And maybe it's one guy in Iraq mouthing off, who has no idea what he's talking about, and the Bushies are using it to detract attention away from the Harriet Miers disaster, Karls' imminent indictment, Tom Delay's indictment, Bill Frist's insider trading investigation, Katrina, and all the other scandals of the last few weeks.

The point is: This boy president has cried wolf far too many times. He may be right this time, but he has no right for any of us to believe him.