Watching Bush on C-SPAN. He just said that he picked Harriet because he knew she wouldn't change. That in 20 years she'll be the same as she is today.
Except that 20 years ago she gave money to Gore and the DNC. That's someone who won't change!
UPDATE 1: At the request of the comments, may we suggest the President reward all his "hard work" this morning with how we feel...
Bloody Demon From Hell
Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Jameson® Irish whiskey
1 oz Captain Morgan® Silver spiced rum
1 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Bacardi® gold rum
2 oz tomato juice
2 oz Worcestershire sauce
1 oz hot pepper sauce
Combine all ingredients in a large glass. Garnish with a radish or a celery stick, and serve.