Since the President prefers shots, may I suggest a...
Texas SweatI think it's just the right drink for the President tonight, don't you?
1 shot alcohol
1 dash grenadine syrup
1 shot vodka
1 shot rum
1 shot gin
1 shot tequila
Mix all together and filter back and forth through ice to chill and mix. Not a sipping drink, shoot it.
Enjoy the open thread, and feel free to pass along any of your own suggestions. Jon Stewart is about to start out here on the East Coast.