CALLING ALL READERS: HAVE YOU SEEN DICK?

On Monday, one week after the worst natural disaster in our nation's history, the Washington Post published a light, fluff piece on Vice President Dick Cheney getting ready to purchase a $2.5 million mansion on Chesapeake Bay. This is the same Vice President who stayed on vacation on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and finally deigned to appear in DC on Saturday for a photo op (we still haven't heard a public comment from him) while thousands died and hundreds of thousands had their homes and lvies swept away. There's a very real possibility Cheney was actually house-shopping for an estate while this disaster was devastating our country.

Now we want proof. We know Cheney was on vacation. His own spokesperson confirmed that to the WaPo. We know he spent time in Jackson, Wyoming. And you've all seen that photo of Bush goofing around on a guitar while the waters were rising in New Orleans. We want images of Cheney from the past ten days. If you live in Jackson, Wyoming or near St. Michael's off Chesapeake Bay or know someone that does, contact them. Anyone get their photo taken with Dick in the last ten days? Anyone got time-stamped video of Dick from the last ten days? Anyone see him shopping or dining out or checking out expensive mansions during the last ten days? Anyone go fly fishing with Dick from the last ten days? Give us proof and -- if we can confirm it's legit -- you'll see it posted here.