Bush says he can do more than one thing at a time

Problem being, of course, that Bush will screw up everything he does:

President Bush is balancing a harried schedule of diplomatic duties - from Iraq to China and the United Nations - while working to stay on top of hurricane recovery efforts that most Americans say should be his No. 1 priority.

"I can do more than one thing at one time," the president assured Monday on the first of two planned visits this week to the Gulf Coast. He's fitting those in between meetings with world leaders who came to the United States for a gathering of the United Nations in New York, where he planned to publicly thank world leaders for their contributions to storm relief.

And, if you have to say you can do more than one thing at a time, you probably can't.