Kansas Attacks Evolution Again

Kansas actually does a pretty good job of disproving evolution: how else to explain a state regressing from the site of a symbolic victory for academic freedom to the most famous place in America that wants to dumb down the education its children receive?

The Kansas State Board moved one step closer to demanding religious beliefs be taught in science class, showing the board members apparently don't understand what science or a "theory" or "evidence" is any better than a poorly taught ninth grader. A final vote will be held in September or October. After that, kids can be certain that religious beliefs will trump scientific fact and that they'll be ill-prepared for college, where no public university in the country will accept far right dogma as answers in a science course. Among the losers: anyone of faith who doesn't happen to agree with the far right's religious agenda: now their children will be forced to learn the religous beliefs of other families instead of their own, and under the guise of science.

In honor of this, Americablog has obtained some exclusive peeks at what future test questions in science and math and other areas will be like in Kansas after the revamping. See how you do!

Question: What does DNA stand for?
Answer: God.

Question: What is 21 divided by 7?
Answer: God.

Question: Which came first, the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence?
Answer: The Bible.