The House has finished using patriotism as a wedge with its debate over a constitutional amendment to ban flag desecration.
But in case they’re not quite ready to return to actual work, here are a few new constitutional amendments they might debate next:
The 29th Amendment to Ban Flag-Themed Doobie Rolling Papers 
The 30th Amendment to Ban Flag-Themed Dog Sweaters
The 31st Amendment to Ban Tacky Flag-Themed Bikinis
The 32d Amendment to Ban Flag-Draped Mothers of Pro-Flag Hypocrites
The 33d Amendment to Ban Flag-Wearing By All Those Who Don't Practice Abstinence
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