Religious right blames the media for military's recruiting shortfall

Damn media.

America's Taliban The religious right hate groups is right. Iraq is a frigging paradise and the lefty-pinko American media won't tell our brave young men and women the truth about how great it is. Cosmos and pina coladas abound. The men are hot, and the women are hotter. There are no guns, no bullets, no car bombs, no hostages, no snipers and no green zone, and certainly no beheadings (there's only one head you'll get in Iraq, baby!). What is this talk about 5 and 10 and 20 US soldiers getting killed each day? Hello? They're on vacation! A very long one, sure, but see, they've simply been in, uh, one of Iraq's many beautiful beach resorts. Silly silly mainstream media. Why do they hate America?