Pentagon Recruiting Options

Daily Kos has an update on the College Republicans Conference. Everyone out there seems to be gung ho for the war. But, doesn't seem like they are signing up.

So, maybe the Pentagon needs to go where the supporters of the war are to sign them up. I bet they don't even have a recruiting table over at the College Republicans conference.

Clearly, the Pentagon might find a couple of young recruit potentials over at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Start with Jenna and Barbara...they aren't doing much. But there are plenty of other young able bodies working there.

Try Capitol Hill. Place is crawling with young Republicans who support the war...lots of GOP interns there this summer, too. Surely, their bosses would hold their jobs for them. And, they are already being paid with tax dollars. Why isn't the Pentagon recruiting there?

Find the bars where the young Repubs are drinking and sign them up after they've had a few. (Lots of them are at gay bars so that could be a little dicey, but what the hell.)

Actually, why haven't they set up a recruiting table at the Heritage Foundation dorms? They have that expansive intern program, too.

The Penatagon just needs to go where the war's supporters are. It took me 5 minutes to come up with this list. I know there are other pools of young GOP boys and girls who think George Bush is doing the right thing in Iraq. They need to get their butts over there.