Winning the war on terror, one poet at a time

Thankfully we are such a strong friends with the Saudi government who have recently jailed a popular author and two scholars who have had the audacity to ask for political, economic and social reform. Other democracy advocates signed a letter saying that they're sorry and won't do it again but the three who refused to back down will now settle down in prison for a charming 9 year holiday courtesy of the Saudi government.

Where's Laura Bush when pro-democracy people are being sent to prison? All she needs is a chador and she can head over there and pitch in for democracy and freedom.