Bush press secretary defends male prostitute

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''As far as Jeff Gannon goes, anyone who follows the briefing on a regular basis knows there are a number of people on both sides of the political aisle who come to the briefing to express their views," McClellan wrote in his e-mail. ''I try to call on everyone who has a question. The briefing room should be an inclusive place, and it should not be the press secretary's role to pick and choose who covers it."

Maybe if we had all the gay male Republican prostitutes try to get married FIRST, the Bush administration would welcome them and then not try to write us out of the US Constitution.