Sex sells for the Bush administration

Despite cuts just about everywhere else, the ridiculous "abstinence only" programs are receiving a windfall of cash to promote what has proven to be a waste of money. Hmm, then again this administration seems to love those types of programs. As the horse trading goes on with this budget, it's only a matter of time before the clowns in the White House start bragging again about how well abstinence only programs work in Uganda, a country known for democratic purity, lack of corruption and precise scientific studies. Naturally the US and Uganda also have so many similar cultural and historical traits so any study in Uganda (assuming the results are actually what they say they are) would easily transfer to the US. Maybe we can just outsource the entire FDA to Uganda as well since they're just a rubber stamp for Big Pharmaceutical.