SHOCKING NEWS ALERT: WMD Research team finds nothing in Iraq

I was so confident that they would find something since we had all of those fancy satellite photos and documents. Our brave, heroic, honest leaders certainly would not have put their reputation on the line and invade a country and lie about it. After all, how could a group of good Christians attack and kill tens of thousands of Iraqis based on a lie?

Go figure. Well, the WMD search team is now wrapping up their mission and coming home but don't let that deter you from enjoying the Exxon-Mobil/GE/Dell/Halliburton-sponsored Presidential Inauguration. Please plan your own at-home party to celebrate and try not thinking about the disastor over in Iraq and all of those dead people. Think of the freedom...oh yea, and the oil.