Defending hetero marriage

Sounds like they've got bigger worries than you and me. Check out the spam I just got:

Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:06:35 -0400
From: "Patsy E. Olson"
Subject: Meet your match
To: winorth@erols.com

4 unfaithful wives have been matched for you in your area:

1: Danielle, 132 lbs, 5'5, 36c, 11 miles away, available Jan 17-19th
2: Sarah, 123 lbs, 5'6, 36d, 25 miles away, available Jan 19-24th
3: Samantha, 121 lbs, 5'9, 34b, 9 miles away, available Jan 18-20th
4: Samantha, 130 lbs, 5'8, 36c, 12 miles away, available Jan 19-24th

All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos here.
Webcam's are available for all 4.

If you have found a lady or not to be paired up then continue here.