Why does America hate Christmas?

I am so sick of these whiney evangelical Christian bigots (yes, I know all evangelical Christians aren't bigots, I'm talking about the bigoted ones). Yes, Christianity is under attack in a country that's overwhelmingly Christian. It's almost as if you're afraid to tell anyone you're Christian or you might lose your job. And Congress and the president are even trying to pass a constitutional amendment making Christians second-class citizens.

Oh, wait a minute. That's gay people.

So sick of these morons and their culture war. They want a civil war in this country, and I fear they're going to get one.