So this is Christmas...

As my friend and I debated what was the gift on the 12th Day of Christmas, off we went to Google. Up comes this site, including an interesting reinterpretation of the lyrics to the song. However, right next to them was this ad:

Let's just start with how he looks. This is what Santa Claus has become? Santa looks like a crackhead. He has no teeth. What's with the tongue? What STD is that -- cause I don't want it. Can you see the look on the kids faces when this Santa rolls down the chimney on Christmas day?

Bust Santa's Zit? Are you kidding me? But I have to say, I just had to know what happened when you "Busted Santa's Zit". So up pops a zit, and the cursor turns into a hand. You move around Santa's face and when you squeeze his zit - I kid you not - exploding green goo. It was VILE.

Then you get to a screen where you can get a free iPod if fill in all this personal information to get your free iPod. Well, it is, of course, a scam.

Pathetic. Where is this scam based? In Red State North Carolina. Nice Christian Values.

Here's a real story about where Santa Claus came from, and about the real St. Nicholas. And here's another story about "Little Christmas", which I think is now looking like a much better holiday. But maybe that's just my Blue State Values.